1 00:00:02,166 --> 00:00:03,133 Previously on "Below Deck Sailing Yacht"... 2 00:00:04,333 --> 00:00:05,367 There goes the bow. 3 00:00:08,633 --> 00:00:10,266 -Any on? -Yeah. 4 00:00:10,300 --> 00:00:12,367 If Gary didn't know how to start that generator, 5 00:00:12,400 --> 00:00:15,100 it would have been a totally different situation. 6 00:00:15,133 --> 00:00:18,367 I think Gary saved our ass. 7 00:00:18,400 --> 00:00:21,133 So, we've got three primary charter guests. 8 00:00:29,266 --> 00:00:31,033 Start getting aggressive. 9 00:00:31,066 --> 00:00:33,233 I kinda like it, though. 10 00:00:33,266 --> 00:00:36,266 I definitely feel we're starting to be more serious, 11 00:00:36,300 --> 00:00:39,633 and it's just a lot of feelings going on. 12 00:00:39,667 --> 00:00:43,233 The one thing my mom said to me, don't have sex on the boat. 13 00:00:43,266 --> 00:00:45,400 -Ooh! -Oh, you blew that one. 14 00:00:45,433 --> 00:00:46,533 My first chance I had, I blew that one. 15 00:00:46,567 --> 00:00:48,367 -Whoa! -What? 16 00:00:48,400 --> 00:00:49,500 They're such liars. 17 00:00:51,367 --> 00:00:53,066 Huh? 18 00:00:53,100 --> 00:00:57,000 Now, I feel like the biggest asshole on this planet. 19 00:00:57,033 --> 00:00:59,100 What the [bleep]? 20 00:00:59,133 --> 00:01:00,500 Okay, Gary, I'm gonna come back. 21 00:01:00,533 --> 00:01:02,567 Glenn, you have one-zero meters to stop. 22 00:01:08,100 --> 00:01:09,100 Slow down, slow down, slow down. 23 00:01:09,133 --> 00:01:10,400 Ahead, ahead, ahead! 24 00:01:10,433 --> 00:01:13,066 -Ahead, ahead, ahead! -Ahead, ahead, ahead! 25 00:01:13,100 --> 00:01:14,567 -Glenn, ahead, ahead, ahead! -Ahead! 26 00:01:22,266 --> 00:01:25,100 Sh--. 27 00:01:25,133 --> 00:01:26,433 me. 28 00:01:35,467 --> 00:01:38,066 Is my radio not working? 29 00:01:38,100 --> 00:01:39,133 [bleep]'s sakes. 30 00:01:39,166 --> 00:01:41,633 me! 31 00:01:41,667 --> 00:01:44,100 Wait, watch your hands, ease us out, ease us out. 32 00:01:45,133 --> 00:01:47,300 Keep the lines on the dock. 33 00:01:47,333 --> 00:01:51,166 Okay, pull up, JL, hold tension. 34 00:01:51,200 --> 00:01:53,433 ----ing hell. That's a bad one. 35 00:01:53,467 --> 00:01:55,567 There's, like, pieces of the boat floating in the water. 36 00:01:55,600 --> 00:01:58,367 I'm scared to see what the boat looks like. 37 00:01:58,400 --> 00:02:00,567 Dude, look at what it did to the dock. 38 00:02:00,600 --> 00:02:02,266 I'm just not getting anything ahead, 39 00:02:02,300 --> 00:02:04,400 there's something wrong with the engines. 40 00:02:04,433 --> 00:02:06,300 Gary, are we gonna drag ourselves into these rocks? 41 00:02:06,333 --> 00:02:08,066 What's going on back there? 42 00:02:08,100 --> 00:02:10,266 No, I've got a spring on, I'm on the winch. 43 00:02:15,233 --> 00:02:17,066 Call distances at the back for me. 44 00:02:17,100 --> 00:02:18,567 Three meters. 45 00:02:18,600 --> 00:02:20,467 -Two meters to the dock. -That's good, that's good. 46 00:02:20,500 --> 00:02:21,600 Two meters. 47 00:02:21,633 --> 00:02:23,200 We've got all lines back here, 48 00:02:23,233 --> 00:02:24,233 Colin, you can take up on the anchors. 49 00:02:31,633 --> 00:02:33,500 It's not gonna be a happy captain. 50 00:02:46,333 --> 00:02:48,166 I don't know what happened. 51 00:02:48,200 --> 00:02:49,233 It went ahead and you saw it came back. 52 00:02:49,266 --> 00:02:50,266 I heard the engine. 53 00:02:50,300 --> 00:02:51,734 I had you go for. Because I... 54 00:02:51,767 --> 00:02:53,266 I could see I was coming back hot, 55 00:02:53,300 --> 00:02:55,233 so I went ahead, and then when I... 56 00:02:55,266 --> 00:02:57,266 when I tried to go ahead again, nothing happened. 57 00:02:57,300 --> 00:03:00,233 I tried to go out of gear, but by then we'd hit. 58 00:03:00,266 --> 00:03:02,500 But then after that, you had forward propulsion? 59 00:03:02,533 --> 00:03:04,300 Yeah. 60 00:03:05,734 --> 00:03:07,633 I think it's a wind high. 61 00:03:07,667 --> 00:03:10,633 Yeah, bit I've been ----ing in a lot of high wind, like... 62 00:03:10,667 --> 00:03:15,300 -Me too, like... -It's normal, like... 63 00:03:15,333 --> 00:03:17,533 Let's just hope that's all it is. 64 00:03:20,266 --> 00:03:21,266 Yeah, I will get it for you. 65 00:03:21,300 --> 00:03:23,367 Perfect, thank you. 66 00:03:23,400 --> 00:03:25,166 Could you hear any cavitation? 67 00:03:25,200 --> 00:03:27,133 It sounded like it, yeah, because that's... 68 00:03:27,166 --> 00:03:28,400 When we were trying to go... when we were coming back? 69 00:03:28,433 --> 00:03:30,333 When we were trying to go forward, yeah. 70 00:03:30,367 --> 00:03:33,200 Cavitation is when there's air bubbles by the propeller, 71 00:03:33,233 --> 00:03:34,567 and the propeller's just spinning through air, 72 00:03:34,600 --> 00:03:36,266 not actually catching the friction of the water 73 00:03:36,300 --> 00:03:37,567 to make you go forward. 74 00:03:42,600 --> 00:03:44,600 Oh, my God, how did that happen? 75 00:03:44,633 --> 00:03:46,200 I don't know. 76 00:03:46,233 --> 00:03:47,700 We... we were calling everything out. 77 00:03:47,734 --> 00:03:50,767 It just decided to slip on ----ing back. 78 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:53,333 Oh, my God, I actually can't be here for this right now. 79 00:03:53,367 --> 00:03:55,166 Do you wanna do some trials? 80 00:03:55,200 --> 00:03:56,333 Let's fire up and let's test it. 81 00:03:56,367 --> 00:03:58,266 All right. 82 00:03:58,300 --> 00:04:00,533 We're all just trying to think what the hell happened here, 83 00:04:00,567 --> 00:04:01,600 what went wrong. 84 00:04:01,633 --> 00:04:03,533 It could be cavitation. 85 00:04:03,567 --> 00:04:08,367 It could be throttle malfunction or my engine had a problem. 86 00:04:08,400 --> 00:04:10,433 I'm not sure which it was. 87 00:04:10,467 --> 00:04:12,000 I'm gonna put the thrusters down 88 00:04:12,033 --> 00:04:14,500 so everything's the exact same situation. 89 00:04:14,533 --> 00:04:16,500 Colin, you're gonna fire up down there, yeah? 90 00:04:16,533 --> 00:04:17,500 Yep. 91 00:04:17,533 --> 00:04:19,200 -Girls. -Mm-hmm? 92 00:04:19,233 --> 00:04:20,767 -Yeah? -Where... 93 00:04:25,200 --> 00:04:26,667 -No. -Oh, my God. 94 00:04:26,700 --> 00:04:28,266 -It's really bad. -It's bad. It's horrible. 95 00:04:28,300 --> 00:04:29,433 -So bad. -It's so bad. 96 00:04:29,467 --> 00:04:30,700 The dock... 97 00:04:30,734 --> 00:04:33,200 It's all been crushed. 98 00:04:37,467 --> 00:04:39,233 Is everyone out of the way? I'm about to fire up. 99 00:04:39,266 --> 00:04:41,667 Okay, I'm all clear, yeah, all clear. 100 00:04:44,467 --> 00:04:45,567 Firing up now. 101 00:04:51,500 --> 00:04:53,266 Okay. You all right if I take it? 102 00:04:53,300 --> 00:04:56,200 Everything looks totally fine. Temperatures are good. 103 00:04:56,233 --> 00:04:57,533 See if you can make it fail. 104 00:04:57,567 --> 00:04:59,567 Gary, I'm gonna give it a normal thrust. 105 00:04:59,600 --> 00:05:01,266 Standing by, ready. 106 00:05:03,667 --> 00:05:05,567 Yeah, I could see wash now, there we go. 107 00:05:05,600 --> 00:05:08,033 Okay, I'm going ahead now. 108 00:05:08,066 --> 00:05:10,667 You should see the stern lines tighten up. 109 00:05:13,767 --> 00:05:17,633 Now we're getting tension on the lines, tension on the lines. 110 00:05:17,667 --> 00:05:20,300 Okay, Colin, you're good to shut down. 111 00:05:20,333 --> 00:05:23,000 I went slower now, I don't wanna stress anything. 112 00:05:23,033 --> 00:05:24,033 But I would have gone a lot faster 113 00:05:24,066 --> 00:05:26,000 when we were moving back. 114 00:05:26,033 --> 00:05:27,600 Everything seems to be working fine down here now. 115 00:05:27,633 --> 00:05:29,467 It could have been a glitch with the computer 116 00:05:29,500 --> 00:05:31,300 that controls the throttle, or something like that. 117 00:05:31,333 --> 00:05:33,266 I think that the throttle malfunctioned. 118 00:05:33,300 --> 00:05:37,266 There's a computer in between the controls and the propeller 119 00:05:37,300 --> 00:05:39,266 to manage the load on the engine. 120 00:05:39,300 --> 00:05:42,333 It looks like my inputs were too much, 121 00:05:42,367 --> 00:05:44,667 and so the computer just said no, I can't do that. 122 00:05:44,700 --> 00:05:46,600 I think maybe when you... 123 00:05:46,633 --> 00:05:48,533 when you went to stop or in neutral, it just didn't catch. 124 00:05:48,567 --> 00:05:50,767 It felt like it just ignored the input. 125 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:53,066 Maybe it was one of just those freak ----ing accidents. 126 00:05:53,100 --> 00:05:56,367 It's a complicated system that can fail. 127 00:05:56,400 --> 00:05:59,500 But the most important thing is the engine's working fine. 128 00:05:59,533 --> 00:06:01,667 First time that's ever happened to me. 129 00:06:01,700 --> 00:06:03,767 Let's get that hydraulic off. 130 00:06:06,300 --> 00:06:08,433 I've still got, like, a pit in my stomach. 131 00:06:08,467 --> 00:06:09,433 Me too, that's how I'm feeling. 132 00:06:09,467 --> 00:06:11,400 Mm. 133 00:06:11,433 --> 00:06:13,066 You don't know what to say, you don't know what to do, like... 134 00:06:13,100 --> 00:06:14,667 We got another issue. 135 00:06:14,700 --> 00:06:16,467 I don't know if that ----ing door is gonna open. 136 00:06:16,500 --> 00:06:19,633 The transom looks ----ed. 137 00:06:19,667 --> 00:06:21,533 We don't know if this is purely cosmetic, 138 00:06:21,567 --> 00:06:25,266 or there's been some serious structural damage to that door. 139 00:06:25,300 --> 00:06:26,600 That's where all the toys are, 140 00:06:26,633 --> 00:06:27,667 it's how the people get on and off the boat 141 00:06:27,700 --> 00:06:29,333 when they're swimming. 142 00:06:29,367 --> 00:06:30,700 Why don't you jump on the paddleboard, 143 00:06:30,734 --> 00:06:32,000 brush all that sh-- off. 144 00:06:32,033 --> 00:06:33,767 -Yeah. -Anything big, keep. 145 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:36,333 If we can't get this door to open, our charter season's over. 146 00:06:36,367 --> 00:06:38,100 Everyone can go home, it's done. 147 00:06:46,633 --> 00:06:47,734 You okay? 148 00:06:47,767 --> 00:06:50,367 Yeah, yeah. 149 00:06:50,400 --> 00:06:52,700 Everybody has bad dockings, it's part of boating. 150 00:06:52,734 --> 00:06:53,734 If you haven't had a bad docking, then... 151 00:06:53,767 --> 00:06:55,400 Yeah. 152 00:06:55,433 --> 00:06:57,400 You're lying, or it's yet to come, so... 153 00:06:57,433 --> 00:06:59,500 I don't know, it was weird. 154 00:06:59,533 --> 00:07:01,133 It was very weird. 155 00:07:01,166 --> 00:07:03,600 Oh, my God, I'm feeling so sorry for ----ing Glenn. 156 00:07:07,500 --> 00:07:09,500 Maybe you can do the actual motion. 157 00:07:13,100 --> 00:07:14,700 Okay, guys, let's open this door. 158 00:07:14,734 --> 00:07:17,000 We're gonna open the frame. 159 00:07:17,033 --> 00:07:18,433 Keep an eye out there, Gary. 160 00:07:18,467 --> 00:07:20,000 Yeah, I will. Going on frame. 161 00:07:21,700 --> 00:07:24,000 I feel embarrassed, I feel embarrassed for the crew. 162 00:07:24,033 --> 00:07:25,500 You know, I've been involved in other incidents 163 00:07:25,533 --> 00:07:27,033 that weren't pleasant, 164 00:07:27,066 --> 00:07:30,133 but today is probably one of the worst days 165 00:07:30,166 --> 00:07:32,500 in my career, for sure. 166 00:07:32,533 --> 00:07:36,533 Okay, we're gonna start opening the door a little bit. 167 00:07:36,567 --> 00:07:38,467 Just go real slow, bro. 168 00:07:43,433 --> 00:07:44,734 Stop, come down, yeah. 169 00:07:44,767 --> 00:07:46,567 What's that coming out of the passerelle? 170 00:07:58,166 --> 00:07:58,633 We're gonna open the frame. 171 00:08:00,066 --> 00:08:01,367 Keep an eye out there, Gary. 172 00:08:01,400 --> 00:08:03,433 Yeah, I will. Going on frame. 173 00:08:03,467 --> 00:08:04,667 Just go real slow, bro. 174 00:08:04,700 --> 00:08:06,533 Okay, go platform open. 175 00:08:14,667 --> 00:08:16,200 -Stop. -Come down, yeah. 176 00:08:16,233 --> 00:08:17,567 What's that coming out of the passerelle? 177 00:08:17,600 --> 00:08:19,166 Is that just excess sh--? 178 00:08:19,200 --> 00:08:20,533 It's just... it's all debris from where 179 00:08:20,567 --> 00:08:22,133 it's been scuffed and fallen in. 180 00:08:22,166 --> 00:08:24,000 Should we keep going with platform door? 181 00:08:24,033 --> 00:08:26,133 Wait, let me just go get the sh-- out. 182 00:08:26,166 --> 00:08:27,600 Standing by. 183 00:08:38,033 --> 00:08:39,667 Okay, I'm all clear here. 184 00:08:39,700 --> 00:08:41,533 All right, slowly opening the platform, 185 00:08:41,567 --> 00:08:43,166 slowly opening the platform. 186 00:08:46,533 --> 00:08:48,033 Everything's looking good. 187 00:08:49,567 --> 00:08:51,066 Everything looks okay with the door. 188 00:08:51,100 --> 00:08:53,033 I think we got away lucky on that. 189 00:08:53,066 --> 00:08:55,600 This thing saved us, the fact that it's two layers, 190 00:08:55,633 --> 00:08:57,233 and we were literally in the middle of it, 191 00:08:57,266 --> 00:08:58,734 and it just split open. 192 00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:02,266 The point of the transom is the perfect height 193 00:09:02,300 --> 00:09:05,700 to hit some big blocks of concrete 194 00:09:05,734 --> 00:09:08,700 and slice underneath them and just lift them up. 195 00:09:08,734 --> 00:09:10,767 We got a lucky break. 196 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:13,567 We're just gonna have to get some black paint on it 197 00:09:13,600 --> 00:09:15,533 and ----ing just... slap some black paint on it. 198 00:09:17,500 --> 00:09:20,066 No... dude, you don't have time, the guests are gonna be here in, 199 00:09:20,100 --> 00:09:21,567 like, four hours. 200 00:09:21,600 --> 00:09:22,567 The damage is bad, very bad. 201 00:09:22,600 --> 00:09:24,133 It's embarrassing. 202 00:09:24,166 --> 00:09:27,033 You know, the milk is spilled, it's happened. 203 00:09:27,066 --> 00:09:28,700 You can't un-happen it. 204 00:09:28,734 --> 00:09:30,467 -Good morning. -Good morning. 205 00:09:31,700 --> 00:09:33,433 Any painter of boats. 206 00:09:33,467 --> 00:09:36,100 The insurance will take care of the repairs, 207 00:09:36,133 --> 00:09:39,033 but right now I need to fix the immediate problem. 208 00:09:39,066 --> 00:09:43,066 We got paying guests coming on board, so yeah. 209 00:09:43,100 --> 00:09:45,200 All crew, all crew, not the smoothest of mornings. 210 00:09:45,233 --> 00:09:47,000 For [bleep]'s sake. 211 00:09:47,033 --> 00:09:49,200 But you all handled it like pros, thank you. 212 00:09:49,233 --> 00:09:51,200 Painter's on the way, and the guests will be here by 2:00. 213 00:09:51,233 --> 00:09:52,667 So, let's shake it off and keep hustling. 214 00:09:52,700 --> 00:09:54,166 Okay, copy that. 215 00:09:59,033 --> 00:10:01,200 Eight years in yachting, I've never been in a boat 216 00:10:01,233 --> 00:10:03,533 that's hit the dock, let alone twice. 217 00:10:03,567 --> 00:10:05,700 And now we're literally about to pick up. 218 00:10:05,734 --> 00:10:07,600 It's insane. 219 00:10:07,633 --> 00:10:10,633 Do you have any idea, like, what décor you're doing tonight? 220 00:10:10,667 --> 00:10:12,200 No, I'll probably just do a nice table. 221 00:10:12,233 --> 00:10:13,600 I won't do a theme. That's too many... 222 00:10:13,633 --> 00:10:15,467 I don't like themes anyway. 223 00:10:15,500 --> 00:10:17,200 Yeah, too much themes, so that's what I'm saying. 224 00:10:17,233 --> 00:10:20,000 My job is already hard, and this charter is eight women... 225 00:10:22,667 --> 00:10:24,033 Do you know what that means? 226 00:10:24,066 --> 00:10:26,000 Guess what? Just Natasha. 227 00:10:27,633 --> 00:10:31,266 Interior, interior, we just got provisions at the dock. 228 00:10:36,133 --> 00:10:37,200 ----ing hell! 229 00:10:39,133 --> 00:10:41,300 Ocean spring! 230 00:10:41,333 --> 00:10:44,767 How is your anxiety today, you feel better? 231 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:48,700 I feel very confused as to, like, how I'm gonna manage this. 232 00:10:48,734 --> 00:10:52,266 Like, I have grown to like him, so it does suck in that sense. 233 00:10:54,667 --> 00:10:56,233 I think you've got to wait until after the charter 234 00:10:56,266 --> 00:10:58,033 and see how it pans out. 235 00:10:58,066 --> 00:11:00,667 Yeah, but I don't really have a choice now. 236 00:11:00,700 --> 00:11:02,266 The whole situation's just not right. 237 00:11:02,300 --> 00:11:04,066 Well, I don't think so. 238 00:11:04,100 --> 00:11:06,100 I think you guys already made your bed. 239 00:11:06,133 --> 00:11:08,233 But I didn't... 240 00:11:08,266 --> 00:11:09,333 Um... 241 00:11:11,166 --> 00:11:12,767 It's a bit different now that I know, 242 00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:14,633 and then I'm gonna continue to act on it? 243 00:11:14,667 --> 00:11:16,200 We'll see. 244 00:11:16,233 --> 00:11:19,000 So, the idea is to make it look better. 245 00:11:21,633 --> 00:11:24,133 Will you finish cleaning up in here, please? 246 00:11:24,166 --> 00:11:30,133 Roger-dodger. 247 00:11:30,166 --> 00:11:33,133 That's the bar, that's the day head. 248 00:11:33,166 --> 00:11:34,200 Looks good. 249 00:11:38,100 --> 00:11:39,600 Thank you, Tonka. 250 00:11:39,633 --> 00:11:41,333 I think we should open this door for the pickup. 251 00:11:41,367 --> 00:11:43,533 Put two paddleboards, like, they're clean, ready to go. 252 00:11:43,567 --> 00:11:45,166 You know, like you were at a boat show kind of thing? 253 00:11:45,200 --> 00:11:47,000 Kind of always think we're not gonna make it, 254 00:11:47,033 --> 00:11:48,600 -and then we make it. -I know, yeah. 255 00:11:48,633 --> 00:11:51,600 So their eyes are taken off by two paddleboards here. 256 00:11:53,033 --> 00:11:54,266 I'm happy with that. 257 00:11:54,300 --> 00:11:56,166 There's nothing else we can do. 258 00:11:56,200 --> 00:11:58,066 A little bit of love. 259 00:11:58,100 --> 00:11:59,300 You guys all ready to go? 260 00:11:59,333 --> 00:12:02,066 -Yeah, man. -Let's get changed. 261 00:12:07,300 --> 00:12:09,667 Okay, guys, the guests could get here any second. 262 00:12:09,700 --> 00:12:11,200 Let's get everybody out on the aft deck. 263 00:12:11,233 --> 00:12:12,667 We're coming, Glenn! 264 00:12:14,700 --> 00:12:16,066 me. 265 00:12:20,767 --> 00:12:22,166 I'm excited. 266 00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:23,233 Yeah, I'm excited, too. 267 00:12:25,200 --> 00:12:26,700 Do you remember any of their names? 268 00:12:26,734 --> 00:12:29,600 -I don't remember. -It's the biggest one! 269 00:12:29,633 --> 00:12:31,066 What? 270 00:12:31,100 --> 00:12:32,266 -Hi! -Hi! 271 00:12:32,300 --> 00:12:34,300 -So excited! -How you guys doing? 272 00:12:34,333 --> 00:12:35,400 -Great! -Good. 273 00:12:35,433 --> 00:12:36,667 Welcome to Croatia. 274 00:12:36,700 --> 00:12:38,200 -Thank you. -Thank you. 275 00:12:38,233 --> 00:12:39,667 We know who you are, Captain Glenn. 276 00:12:39,700 --> 00:12:41,300 I'm Captain Glenn, nice to meet you. 277 00:12:41,333 --> 00:12:43,066 -I'm Erica, and this is my mom. -Hi, how you doing. 278 00:12:43,100 --> 00:12:45,000 Hi, nice to meet you. 279 00:12:45,033 --> 00:12:46,367 I'm Captain Glenn, nice to meet you. 280 00:12:46,400 --> 00:12:48,633 They've got matching outfits, just like us. 281 00:12:48,667 --> 00:12:50,367 -It's time to walk the plank. -Okay, here you go. 282 00:12:50,400 --> 00:12:53,400 -Hi! -Hi, my name is Alli. 283 00:12:53,433 --> 00:12:55,033 Nice to meet you, I'm Erica. 284 00:12:55,066 --> 00:12:57,133 -Hi, I'm Jess. -Jess, I'm Gary. 285 00:12:57,166 --> 00:12:58,433 -Nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you. 286 00:12:58,467 --> 00:12:59,433 Hi, I'm Alli. Are you the chef? 287 00:12:59,467 --> 00:13:01,066 No, Chef's there. 288 00:13:01,100 --> 00:13:02,166 You're the chef. 289 00:13:02,200 --> 00:13:04,000 Oh, really? 290 00:13:04,033 --> 00:13:07,033 -Cheers, to an amazing charter. -Cheers, to an amazing charter. 291 00:13:07,066 --> 00:13:09,233 So, I just wanted to formally welcome you guys 292 00:13:09,266 --> 00:13:11,033 all on board Parsifal III. 293 00:13:11,066 --> 00:13:12,433 I'm gonna hand you over to Daisy, 294 00:13:12,467 --> 00:13:14,433 who's gonna give you a little tour of the boat. 295 00:13:14,467 --> 00:13:15,667 We're gonna get all your stuff on board, 296 00:13:15,700 --> 00:13:17,066 and then we'll get outta here. 297 00:13:17,100 --> 00:13:18,367 Yay, thank you! 298 00:13:18,400 --> 00:13:21,066 Here we have the aft cockpit. 299 00:13:21,100 --> 00:13:22,767 This is where we'll have most of the meals. 300 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:25,166 -Sh--. -Oh, my God! 301 00:13:25,200 --> 00:13:27,000 This looks like an airport baggage claim. 302 00:13:27,033 --> 00:13:30,233 Here we have the flybridge, pretty cool hangout spot. 303 00:13:30,266 --> 00:13:31,767 Come up here during sailing. 304 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:33,367 -You okay? -Yep, got it. 305 00:13:33,400 --> 00:13:35,133 Down here we have the main saloon. 306 00:13:35,166 --> 00:13:37,433 -This is where I'll be -Perfect. 307 00:13:37,467 --> 00:13:39,667 This is my thing. 308 00:13:39,700 --> 00:13:41,000 Jesus, look at the color of that. 309 00:13:41,033 --> 00:13:42,367 It looks like a stripper's bag. 310 00:13:42,400 --> 00:13:44,400 We set up three beds in here and three beds in here. 311 00:13:44,433 --> 00:13:45,433 A threesome! 312 00:13:45,467 --> 00:13:47,100 And then in here is the master. 313 00:13:47,133 --> 00:13:49,133 Mom, I might stay in here with you and Myra. 314 00:13:49,166 --> 00:13:50,233 Yeah. 315 00:13:51,500 --> 00:13:53,233 All pins closed. 316 00:13:55,233 --> 00:13:56,266 Ooh, my leg! 317 00:13:58,367 --> 00:14:00,000 Also, I have a question... 318 00:14:00,033 --> 00:14:02,000 I normally have to, like, deal with my kids 319 00:14:02,033 --> 00:14:03,300 all the time and they're not here. 320 00:14:03,333 --> 00:14:05,033 And so I, like, wanna do as little as possible. 321 00:14:05,066 --> 00:14:06,667 Can you guys unpack for us? 322 00:14:06,700 --> 00:14:08,400 Yeah, sure. 323 00:14:08,433 --> 00:14:11,166 You know that Dad always hired people to unpack for me, he did. 324 00:14:11,200 --> 00:14:13,000 -He did. -He always did. 325 00:14:13,033 --> 00:14:15,667 And so, I'd just like to be... I wanna be spoiled. 326 00:14:15,700 --> 00:14:17,500 All right, boys, the hens have come to roost. 327 00:14:17,533 --> 00:14:19,200 You wanna come have a drink with me 328 00:14:19,233 --> 00:14:23,166 -Uh, Okay. -Please? Okay! 329 00:14:23,200 --> 00:14:27,400 I'm loving this so much, girls, can I have some wine! 330 00:14:27,433 --> 00:14:29,100 Let's take a selfie. 331 00:14:29,133 --> 00:14:31,066 So, it's figs with pastrami and balsamic. 332 00:14:31,100 --> 00:14:32,467 Figs with pastrami and balsamic. 333 00:14:32,500 --> 00:14:34,300 Deck crew, deck crew, I'm about to fire up. 334 00:14:34,333 --> 00:14:36,300 Mom, will you take one of me and Bianca first? 335 00:14:36,333 --> 00:14:38,433 Tatas for Trump. 336 00:14:40,066 --> 00:14:43,033 Okay, Glenn, that is all lines clear. 337 00:14:43,066 --> 00:14:44,433 Copy, thank you. 338 00:14:44,467 --> 00:14:46,300 Colin, you can start taking up whenever you like. 339 00:14:46,333 --> 00:14:47,767 Copy that. 340 00:14:50,500 --> 00:14:52,200 Three shots, port anchor. 341 00:14:52,233 --> 00:14:53,700 After hitting the dock, 342 00:14:53,734 --> 00:14:55,467 it's been a pretty traumatic experience. 343 00:14:55,500 --> 00:14:58,066 We definitely have to take this one nice and slow. 344 00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:01,433 Looking good, Glenn. 345 00:15:03,567 --> 00:15:07,367 Do you like some figs with pastrami and balsamic? 346 00:15:07,400 --> 00:15:10,033 -Oh, thank you. -Here you go. 347 00:15:10,066 --> 00:15:13,033 Okay, I can definitely see port anchor. 348 00:15:13,066 --> 00:15:15,734 We've got a dead sea cucumber coming up with it. 349 00:15:17,233 --> 00:15:18,467 God, I don't even know how to eat this. 350 00:15:20,467 --> 00:15:22,033 Oh, that's nasty... 351 00:15:22,066 --> 00:15:26,233 oh, no, ugh, ugh, ugh! 352 00:15:26,266 --> 00:15:28,200 Dude, that was ----ing gross. 353 00:15:28,233 --> 00:15:30,433 This is such a beautiful area. 354 00:15:30,467 --> 00:15:33,066 I just love how there's, like, a seat for all of us. 355 00:15:33,100 --> 00:15:35,400 They brought me some halal non-pork meat. 356 00:15:35,433 --> 00:15:37,333 Cheers. Titties for Trump. 357 00:15:37,367 --> 00:15:40,367 Titties for Trump! 358 00:15:40,400 --> 00:15:41,467 Make America great again. 359 00:15:41,500 --> 00:15:43,166 I'm making America great again. 360 00:15:43,200 --> 00:15:44,333 She's making America great again... 361 00:15:44,367 --> 00:15:46,100 -Oh, my God. -One tata at a time. 362 00:15:46,133 --> 00:15:48,367 Oh, yeah. 363 00:15:48,400 --> 00:15:50,133 And making me want to commit suicide. 364 00:15:50,166 --> 00:15:51,433 Why, what's wrong? 365 00:15:51,467 --> 00:15:52,533 Nothing, I just hate, like, getting political. 366 00:15:52,567 --> 00:15:54,200 Are you having anxiety? 367 00:15:54,233 --> 00:15:55,233 No, I didn't wanna make it political. 368 00:15:55,266 --> 00:15:57,100 It's not political. 369 00:15:57,133 --> 00:16:01,500 So, like, Don Jr.'s single, and she's on the market. 370 00:16:01,533 --> 00:16:03,133 This is Bianca's thing. 371 00:16:03,166 --> 00:16:04,467 And now I'm ----ing mad. 372 00:16:04,500 --> 00:16:06,066 -Guys, I'm sorry. -Jess, Jess, Jess. 373 00:16:06,100 --> 00:16:07,166 Let's do a dance. 374 00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:11,200 Make Bianca great again. 375 00:16:11,233 --> 00:16:12,500 I don't wanna get ----ing political. 376 00:16:14,600 --> 00:16:16,233 Me too. 377 00:16:16,266 --> 00:16:17,500 Jess is mad that she's expressing herself. 378 00:16:17,533 --> 00:16:19,200 I know. 379 00:16:19,233 --> 00:16:20,200 I don't wanna make anybody uncomfortable 380 00:16:20,233 --> 00:16:22,033 with my political views. 381 00:16:22,066 --> 00:16:24,100 My husband started paying people 382 00:16:24,133 --> 00:16:27,133 when we took trips to unpack her bags. 383 00:16:31,567 --> 00:16:33,166 Somebody wanted to enter my daughter 384 00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:35,767 in a Little Miss Texas pageant, and I said, 385 00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:40,633 "I've already taught them mime and ventriloquism, puppetry." 386 00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:42,266 You know, that's what's important in the world. 387 00:16:42,300 --> 00:16:46,066 Oh, my God. 388 00:16:46,100 --> 00:16:50,533 La, la, la, la, la. 389 00:16:50,567 --> 00:16:51,533 Coming up... 390 00:16:51,567 --> 00:16:53,567 -Oh! -Ah! 391 00:16:53,600 --> 00:16:54,600 It's gonna get nasty. 392 00:16:54,633 --> 00:16:56,200 We've hit the dock twice, 393 00:16:56,233 --> 00:16:58,000 now we've got a crazy storm happening. 394 00:16:58,033 --> 00:16:59,200 Oi, can I get some help? 395 00:16:59,233 --> 00:17:00,400 This is crazy. 396 00:17:00,433 --> 00:17:02,166 Whoa, look at the lightning! 397 00:17:02,200 --> 00:17:04,066 -Oh, my goodness. -Sh--. 398 00:17:07,367 --> 00:17:08,400 My whole thing is, like, I'm all about everyone 399 00:17:09,600 --> 00:17:11,667 just being their true authentic self. 400 00:17:11,700 --> 00:17:15,433 And that's herself, but it's not yourself, and that's okay. 401 00:17:17,233 --> 00:17:18,600 -No, right now it's... -Zero point five. 402 00:17:18,633 --> 00:17:20,300 0.5. 403 00:17:20,333 --> 00:17:22,233 Okie-dokie, no more Trump. 404 00:17:22,266 --> 00:17:24,467 No more. 405 00:17:24,500 --> 00:17:25,533 Really, what? 406 00:17:25,567 --> 00:17:26,700 Do you have extensions? 407 00:17:26,734 --> 00:17:28,233 No, no, no, this is au natural. 408 00:17:28,266 --> 00:17:29,266 You have really pretty hair. 409 00:17:29,300 --> 00:17:30,433 Thank you. 410 00:17:30,467 --> 00:17:32,100 Bianca, put your fingers in his hair. 411 00:17:32,133 --> 00:17:34,233 Oh, Jesus. 412 00:17:34,266 --> 00:17:35,633 Ooh, I like to say, gosh. 413 00:17:35,667 --> 00:17:37,333 I could sit here all day. 414 00:17:37,367 --> 00:17:38,700 I'm gonna wash and condition it tonight. 415 00:17:40,500 --> 00:17:42,567 So, I wanna talk to you about dinner. 416 00:17:42,600 --> 00:17:44,367 -So, I'm gluten-free. -So, she's very picky. 417 00:17:44,400 --> 00:17:45,367 Yes, I saw that, you know... 418 00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:47,500 And I prefer to eat halal. 419 00:17:47,533 --> 00:17:48,600 Yeah, I saw that. 420 00:17:51,500 --> 00:17:52,467 That's a lot. 421 00:17:52,500 --> 00:17:54,400 Well, we're excited. 422 00:17:54,433 --> 00:17:57,166 As long as we have gluten-free desserts, we're very happy. 423 00:17:57,200 --> 00:17:58,633 When Bianca is talking, she's, like, 424 00:17:58,667 --> 00:18:01,433 "I just can't even help it." 425 00:18:01,467 --> 00:18:04,467 I speak very long words, I don't know why. 426 00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:06,300 -So, I don't... wait... -I wanna sail. 427 00:18:06,333 --> 00:18:08,300 It's gonna be very, very gentle, because there's... 428 00:18:08,333 --> 00:18:09,300 -Let's sail. -...almost no wind. 429 00:18:09,333 --> 00:18:10,333 No, that's exciting. 430 00:18:10,367 --> 00:18:11,367 So, let's put sails up. 431 00:18:11,400 --> 00:18:12,467 There's no wind. 432 00:18:12,500 --> 00:18:14,233 There's 1.2 knots of breeze. 433 00:18:14,266 --> 00:18:15,266 Oh, my goodness. 434 00:18:15,300 --> 00:18:16,700 Well, there's no harm in it. 435 00:18:16,734 --> 00:18:18,633 We feel the pressure, like, we've gotta try 436 00:18:18,667 --> 00:18:21,100 to keep the guests having a nice time. 437 00:18:21,133 --> 00:18:23,100 But you can't sail when there's no wind. 438 00:18:23,133 --> 00:18:25,567 Okay, going up on the mizzen. 439 00:18:25,600 --> 00:18:27,233 The mandrel's spinning faster than the halyard. 440 00:18:27,266 --> 00:18:28,633 -That's fine. -Okay. 441 00:18:28,667 --> 00:18:30,400 Look, we've got four knots, that's good. 442 00:18:30,433 --> 00:18:31,500 That'll get us moving. 443 00:18:31,533 --> 00:18:33,367 This is, like, so beautiful. 444 00:18:33,400 --> 00:18:35,633 My husband's a lawyer, and he likes personal injury. 445 00:18:35,667 --> 00:18:37,300 Okay. 446 00:18:37,333 --> 00:18:38,333 Let's go main. 447 00:18:38,367 --> 00:18:39,333 Brakes off. 448 00:18:39,367 --> 00:18:41,266 Little bit more. 449 00:18:41,300 --> 00:18:42,400 Slow down on the engine now that you've got your momentum. 450 00:18:42,433 --> 00:18:43,700 -Yep. -You're welcome. 451 00:18:43,734 --> 00:18:45,266 Lock's on. 452 00:18:45,300 --> 00:18:47,667 These sails are ginormous, holy moly. 453 00:18:47,700 --> 00:18:49,266 I came up at the right time. 454 00:18:49,300 --> 00:18:50,633 Now you can just keep her steady. 455 00:18:50,667 --> 00:18:52,266 Yeah, that's exciting. 456 00:18:52,300 --> 00:18:53,533 Engine's off, we're just sailing. 457 00:18:55,700 --> 00:18:57,533 We're not going very fast. 458 00:18:57,567 --> 00:18:58,667 -Okay. -How fast do we go, like... 459 00:18:58,700 --> 00:18:59,667 Three knots. 460 00:18:59,700 --> 00:19:01,667 Like a turtle. 461 00:19:01,700 --> 00:19:02,734 I was gonna say, he's gonna say it's in knots, which I don't... 462 00:19:02,767 --> 00:19:04,300 I don't know what a knot is. 463 00:19:04,333 --> 00:19:05,300 In miles per hour, what's that? 464 00:19:05,333 --> 00:19:06,767 Okay, uh, three and a half. 465 00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:07,767 -Okay. -Three and a half, okay. 466 00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:10,266 It's almost the same. 467 00:19:10,300 --> 00:19:11,600 Yeah, yeah. 468 00:19:13,567 --> 00:19:15,166 -Yeah, good for you. -Yeah. 469 00:19:15,200 --> 00:19:18,166 Ooh, here's our new weather forecast. 470 00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:20,500 Warning, afternoon possibility of sudden storms. 471 00:19:20,533 --> 00:19:22,166 Oh, no. 472 00:19:22,200 --> 00:19:25,467 They expect 35 to 45 knots of gusts... ugh. 473 00:19:25,500 --> 00:19:27,767 Actually, we're getting a little more wind now, you can feel it. 474 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:31,233 -Oh, okay. -That's not bad. 475 00:19:31,266 --> 00:19:32,367 Oh, you reckon these girls are gonna be a pain in the ass, 476 00:19:32,400 --> 00:19:33,700 -or what? -Not for us, no. 477 00:19:33,734 --> 00:19:36,000 For the girls? 478 00:19:36,033 --> 00:19:37,567 Hopefully they just get drunk and pass out. 479 00:19:37,600 --> 00:19:39,433 Yeah, that's exactly what's gonna happen. 480 00:19:39,467 --> 00:19:41,433 Are you guys talking sh-- about us, yeah? 481 00:19:41,467 --> 00:19:43,000 -What? -Yeah, you are. 482 00:19:43,033 --> 00:19:44,000 -No! -Don't play me! 483 00:19:44,033 --> 00:19:46,700 Oh! Busted. 484 00:19:46,734 --> 00:19:48,700 -Busted. -Jesus. 485 00:19:48,734 --> 00:19:51,700 Mandy, you need to hook up with Jean Luc while were here, okay? 486 00:19:51,734 --> 00:19:53,500 You okay? 487 00:19:53,533 --> 00:19:56,467 Yeah, I just need to take a break from the stupidity. 488 00:19:56,500 --> 00:19:58,300 I hear people already talking about us. 489 00:19:58,333 --> 00:19:59,700 That's not a fun feeling, you know? 490 00:19:59,734 --> 00:20:01,734 No, don't worry. Have fun, you're gonna be okay. 491 00:20:01,767 --> 00:20:04,567 The crew are a great crew, and this is your vacation. 492 00:20:04,600 --> 00:20:05,633 Yeah... 493 00:20:08,233 --> 00:20:10,200 I wonder if Daisy's gonna let me go on a break now. 494 00:20:10,233 --> 00:20:11,734 All crew, all crew, please come to the laundry 495 00:20:11,767 --> 00:20:13,467 for a crew meeting. 496 00:20:13,500 --> 00:20:14,467 Go into the laundry. 497 00:20:14,500 --> 00:20:16,333 -Uh-oh, what? -Uh-oh. 498 00:20:16,367 --> 00:20:18,700 Crew meeting, crew meeting. 499 00:20:24,400 --> 00:20:27,367 So, basically, Jess, she sat down and I was like, 500 00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:29,266 "Are you okay," and she was, like, "Not really." 501 00:20:36,300 --> 00:20:37,567 The important thing is we have to remember 502 00:20:37,600 --> 00:20:38,734 that our job is to make them feel comfortable. 503 00:20:38,767 --> 00:20:40,633 And she asked what I thought, 504 00:20:40,667 --> 00:20:42,300 and I said genuinely, I think they're all super lovely. 505 00:20:42,333 --> 00:20:44,233 Mm-hmm. 506 00:20:44,266 --> 00:20:45,500 Whatever, Gary, like, I'm sure they have opinions about you. 507 00:20:45,533 --> 00:20:47,433 All right. 508 00:20:47,467 --> 00:20:49,633 If you send out positive vibes you'll get positive vibes back. 509 00:20:49,667 --> 00:20:51,400 -I'm always positive. -Whatever. 510 00:20:51,433 --> 00:20:53,367 Okay, good crew meeting. 511 00:20:53,400 --> 00:20:56,500 It ends up with people being angry at Gary, ----ing hell. 512 00:20:56,533 --> 00:20:58,000 Oh, my God, they're such lovely people. 513 00:20:59,533 --> 00:21:00,767 But the key is to, like... 514 00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:03,567 I just burped because no one's around. 515 00:21:03,600 --> 00:21:05,567 I give you credit for the amount you drink, 516 00:21:05,600 --> 00:21:07,233 because if I drink that much... 517 00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:08,600 I have a surprisingly high tolerance. 518 00:21:08,633 --> 00:21:10,266 I'd be dead. 519 00:21:10,300 --> 00:21:11,633 Soon as I can get over... 520 00:21:11,667 --> 00:21:13,767 just over there, we'll be dropping starboard. 521 00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:16,533 All crew, all crew, we're gonna head down 522 00:21:16,567 --> 00:21:18,433 and anchor at a good spot 523 00:21:18,467 --> 00:21:21,400 where we've got good protection from the storm. 524 00:21:21,433 --> 00:21:22,767 -Ow. -Do you... ooh, oh, no... 525 00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:24,233 -Ah! It's okay. -Are you okay? 526 00:21:24,266 --> 00:21:26,233 -I'm fine. -There you go. 527 00:21:26,266 --> 00:21:28,667 Guys, I need a drink. 528 00:21:28,700 --> 00:21:32,033 I'm just really channeling Britney on this charter. 529 00:21:32,066 --> 00:21:33,734 Oh, my God, it's so intense. 530 00:21:35,533 --> 00:21:37,400 Ah, you stabbed me with your toe, you ----ing... 531 00:21:37,433 --> 00:21:38,734 your eagle talon. 532 00:21:38,767 --> 00:21:40,667 We touched her with our toes at the same time. 533 00:21:40,700 --> 00:21:43,600 I don't even know how they're eating dinner. 534 00:21:43,633 --> 00:21:45,367 I don't know either, to be honest. 535 00:21:45,400 --> 00:21:47,033 Damn, you can bend them, you can make fists. 536 00:21:47,066 --> 00:21:49,533 I'm just doing, like, three courses for dinner, 537 00:21:49,567 --> 00:21:51,000 because they are totally hammered. 538 00:21:51,033 --> 00:21:52,633 I hope they don't notice. 539 00:21:52,667 --> 00:21:54,400 I had, like, a five-course meal planned, 540 00:21:54,433 --> 00:21:55,567 but I don't think that they would be able 541 00:21:55,600 --> 00:21:57,600 to appreciate, like, five courses. 542 00:21:57,633 --> 00:21:59,000 They won't remember what they're eating, anyway. 543 00:21:59,033 --> 00:22:00,667 Roger, girl. 544 00:22:00,700 --> 00:22:03,033 I'm gonna still try my best to make dinner delicious, 545 00:22:03,066 --> 00:22:05,767 but usually, drunk people eat, like, anything. 546 00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:08,367 So, yeah, that's it. 547 00:22:08,400 --> 00:22:09,533 The lazy first? 548 00:22:09,567 --> 00:22:10,734 Put the gennie away first, yeah. 549 00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:12,300 Okay, here I go. 550 00:22:12,333 --> 00:22:15,433 Maybe a little bit tighter. 551 00:22:15,467 --> 00:22:17,033 One of you guys wanna do the main, 552 00:22:17,066 --> 00:22:18,467 one on the mizzen, let's get them down. 553 00:22:18,500 --> 00:22:19,667 The mizzen. 554 00:22:19,700 --> 00:22:21,033 -How's that? -That's perfect. 555 00:22:21,066 --> 00:22:22,533 Good! 556 00:22:22,567 --> 00:22:24,567 At least they got a little bit of a sail. 557 00:22:24,600 --> 00:22:26,700 Yeah, let's make them think they're sailing. 558 00:22:26,734 --> 00:22:28,467 Actually, we're getting a little more wind now, 559 00:22:28,500 --> 00:22:30,133 you can feel it, of course. 560 00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:33,633 Okay, Colin, stand by to drop. 561 00:22:33,667 --> 00:22:35,300 Copy that. 562 00:22:35,333 --> 00:22:36,333 Dinner's at 8:00, and she said it's, 563 00:22:36,367 --> 00:22:37,734 like, whatever we wanna wear. 564 00:22:37,767 --> 00:22:40,633 So it's, like, everyone should express themselves. 565 00:22:40,667 --> 00:22:42,066 -What? -Let her go, let her go. 566 00:22:45,667 --> 00:22:47,567 How many courses are you doing, Natasha? 567 00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:48,767 Just three. 568 00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:50,567 Big bite, there, Glenn, big bite. 569 00:22:53,066 --> 00:22:54,700 What should we wear? Help me decide. 570 00:22:54,734 --> 00:22:56,166 Zip me up. 571 00:22:56,200 --> 00:22:57,567 Okay, don't get horny in the galley. 572 00:22:57,600 --> 00:22:59,467 Alli, can you change into your blacks? 573 00:22:59,500 --> 00:23:00,734 Copy that. 574 00:23:04,767 --> 00:23:09,133 Wow, you guys, it's hard to get ready when its, like, moving. 575 00:23:09,166 --> 00:23:11,333 Hey, Moira, we had a little incident. 576 00:23:11,367 --> 00:23:12,700 We touched a dock and we scraped off 577 00:23:12,734 --> 00:23:14,734 quite a bit of the bottom of the transom. 578 00:23:14,767 --> 00:23:16,533 Are they sitting down already for dinner? 579 00:23:16,567 --> 00:23:17,533 -No. -Oh. 580 00:23:17,567 --> 00:23:19,066 Dinner's at 8:00. 581 00:23:19,100 --> 00:23:20,433 It's nothing structural or anything like that, 582 00:23:20,467 --> 00:23:21,633 it's just cosmetic. 583 00:23:21,667 --> 00:23:23,500 Thank you very much, Moira. 584 00:23:24,467 --> 00:23:25,667 Beautiful weather. 585 00:23:25,700 --> 00:23:28,033 What do you think of setting up inside, 586 00:23:28,066 --> 00:23:29,600 because it might be too windy in here. 587 00:23:29,633 --> 00:23:31,400 Yeah, I think that's a good idea. 588 00:23:31,433 --> 00:23:32,734 Too windy and gloomy, and... oh! 589 00:23:32,767 --> 00:23:33,734 Ah! 590 00:23:38,600 --> 00:23:40,633 So, I guess that's a confirmation of my idea, yeah. 591 00:23:40,667 --> 00:23:42,133 -That's a yes. -Yeah, that's a yes. 592 00:23:42,166 --> 00:23:43,133 JL, JL, Gary. 593 00:23:43,166 --> 00:23:45,000 Go for JL. 594 00:23:45,033 --> 00:23:46,066 Hey, man, can you give me a hand 595 00:23:46,100 --> 00:23:47,166 out on deck quickly, please? 596 00:23:47,200 --> 00:23:49,166 Yeah, on my way now. 597 00:23:49,200 --> 00:23:50,667 Jeez. 598 00:23:50,700 --> 00:23:52,433 -Just got 30 gusts. -It's gonna get nasty. 599 00:23:52,467 --> 00:23:54,500 There's a massive storm brewing. 600 00:23:54,533 --> 00:23:56,133 So, we've hit the dock twice, 601 00:23:56,166 --> 00:23:58,700 now we've got a crazy storm happening. 602 00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:01,467 We can't catch a break. 603 00:24:01,500 --> 00:24:03,166 Extend this line and bring it back. 604 00:24:03,200 --> 00:24:04,166 Okay. 605 00:24:04,200 --> 00:24:06,600 -Oh, my God. 606 00:24:06,633 --> 00:24:08,000 Whoa, look at the lightning. 607 00:24:08,033 --> 00:24:10,000 This is crazy. 608 00:24:15,734 --> 00:24:16,433 Whoa, look at the lightning. 609 00:24:17,166 --> 00:24:18,533 ----ing getting out. 610 00:24:18,567 --> 00:24:20,233 It's getting really bad. Oh 611 00:24:20,266 --> 00:24:22,133 So, extend this line and bring it back. 612 00:24:22,166 --> 00:24:23,133 Okay. 613 00:24:23,166 --> 00:24:24,467 We're moving a lot. 614 00:24:24,500 --> 00:24:26,033 Colin, could you let one more shot out? 615 00:24:26,066 --> 00:24:27,700 -Yeah. -Did you see that lightning? 616 00:24:27,734 --> 00:24:29,533 It's gonna get nasty. 617 00:24:29,567 --> 00:24:30,700 Yeah. 618 00:24:30,734 --> 00:24:32,467 Oh, did I put my drink over here? 619 00:24:32,500 --> 00:24:34,233 Jesus! 620 00:24:34,266 --> 00:24:36,133 -We're setting up inside. -Okay. 621 00:24:36,166 --> 00:24:38,533 I'm gonna go above deck, because I don't feel good. 622 00:24:38,567 --> 00:24:40,166 -Okay. -I'm seasick. 623 00:24:40,200 --> 00:24:41,567 It's not our greatest work. 624 00:24:41,600 --> 00:24:43,433 We're gonna have to wedge something 625 00:24:43,467 --> 00:24:45,700 in the corner so it doesn't blow out. 626 00:24:45,734 --> 00:24:47,467 Where's the best place to go if I'm feeling dizzy. 627 00:24:47,500 --> 00:24:49,166 Oh, up top... 628 00:24:51,700 --> 00:24:54,033 ...definitely up top. 629 00:24:54,066 --> 00:24:55,133 Wait, I haven't met you yet. 630 00:24:55,166 --> 00:24:56,433 Daisy. 631 00:24:56,467 --> 00:24:58,300 Oh, my gosh, you look different. 632 00:24:58,333 --> 00:25:02,033 Like, oh, my God, I'm seasick, and I'm just, like, oh, God. 633 00:25:02,066 --> 00:25:04,133 You're hammered, you're not seasick. 634 00:25:04,166 --> 00:25:06,000 I can't walk, I can't walk. 635 00:25:06,033 --> 00:25:07,266 You can probably sit though, too. 636 00:25:07,300 --> 00:25:09,767 I'm not okay. Jesus, take the wheel. 637 00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:11,734 Oh, God, it's so... I'm literally sliding. 638 00:25:13,233 --> 00:25:15,500 There's ----ing bolts coming down. 639 00:25:15,533 --> 00:25:16,767 Ugh. 640 00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:19,000 Why are we rolling in a circle right now? 641 00:25:22,233 --> 00:25:23,600 What's main course? 642 00:25:23,633 --> 00:25:26,100 Salmon with cauliflower, pureed vegetables. 643 00:25:26,133 --> 00:25:29,600 Get a bridle across here, tie it down here somewhere. 644 00:25:29,633 --> 00:25:31,600 Think you guys are still ready to eat in about 10 minutes? 645 00:25:31,633 --> 00:25:32,700 -Yes. -Yeah, we're ready. 646 00:25:32,734 --> 00:25:34,700 Oi, can I get some help 647 00:25:34,734 --> 00:25:36,266 Ooh! 648 00:25:38,633 --> 00:25:40,600 -Oh, my God. -Sh--. 649 00:25:40,633 --> 00:25:41,767 Oh, there goes the glass. 650 00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:43,533 This literally reminds me of "Titanic." 651 00:25:43,567 --> 00:25:45,100 That came outta nowhere. 652 00:25:45,133 --> 00:25:46,734 Glenn, is there any way you can, like... 653 00:25:46,767 --> 00:25:48,066 She just said it reminded her of "Titanic." 654 00:25:48,100 --> 00:25:49,066 ...regulate something? 655 00:25:49,100 --> 00:25:51,000 I'm very highly seasick. 656 00:25:51,033 --> 00:25:52,300 Sorry about that, I feel really bad. 657 00:25:52,333 --> 00:25:55,133 Yeah, but not much you can do about it. 658 00:25:55,166 --> 00:25:57,300 I feel like there has to be something. 659 00:26:00,166 --> 00:26:02,700 It's called Zofran and a sleeping pill. 660 00:26:02,734 --> 00:26:06,033 This is, like, a popular tapas from Spain. 661 00:26:06,066 --> 00:26:08,633 Tell these ladies this is, like ----ing hot. 662 00:26:08,667 --> 00:26:09,667 Do you wanna help us, JL? 663 00:26:09,700 --> 00:26:10,767 Yeah, sure. 664 00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:12,200 Go, go, go. 665 00:26:13,367 --> 00:26:14,767 What is this? 666 00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:16,200 Oh, here it comes. 667 00:26:16,233 --> 00:26:18,133 So, ladies, we have shrimp cooked 668 00:26:18,166 --> 00:26:21,000 in garlic and sweet paprika. 669 00:26:21,033 --> 00:26:23,033 Mm, you guys that's good. 670 00:26:23,066 --> 00:26:24,133 -Thank you. -Enjoy! 671 00:26:24,166 --> 00:26:26,066 Mm, that's really yummy. 672 00:26:26,100 --> 00:26:28,300 This is the best thing I've had in a really long time. 673 00:26:28,333 --> 00:26:31,033 It's actually making me feel better. 674 00:26:33,367 --> 00:26:35,333 I'm running to the bathroom. 675 00:26:35,367 --> 00:26:37,100 -Are they okay? -They're loving it. 676 00:26:37,133 --> 00:26:38,166 Mm. 677 00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:42,333 This is delicious, and I love that chef. 678 00:26:42,367 --> 00:26:44,000 Like, I wanna be her friend. 679 00:26:46,266 --> 00:26:48,000 Oh it's hot. 680 00:26:48,033 --> 00:26:49,066 Ow. 681 00:26:52,233 --> 00:26:53,633 I ate everything, it's so good. 682 00:26:53,667 --> 00:26:55,100 You guys? 683 00:26:56,700 --> 00:26:58,567 Help, I can't get out. 684 00:26:58,600 --> 00:27:00,333 Oh, it's okay, I'm coming, I'm coming. 685 00:27:00,367 --> 00:27:02,633 There you go, are you okay? 686 00:27:02,667 --> 00:27:04,600 Yeah, I was, like, help me! 687 00:27:09,333 --> 00:27:10,300 ...truffle cauliflower. 688 00:27:10,333 --> 00:27:12,166 Yum. 689 00:27:12,200 --> 00:27:13,166 You said cauliflower, and I couldn't be any happier. 690 00:27:13,200 --> 00:27:14,166 Yeah. 691 00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:15,200 This is fabulous. 692 00:27:15,233 --> 00:27:16,400 Mm, this is so good. 693 00:27:16,433 --> 00:27:18,166 The salmon is cooked immaculately. 694 00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:19,200 It's perfect. 695 00:27:19,233 --> 00:27:20,200 This is insane. 696 00:27:20,233 --> 00:27:23,033 It's orgasmic dinner. 697 00:27:24,600 --> 00:27:25,700 Is that thunder? 698 00:27:25,734 --> 00:27:28,667 And lightning. 699 00:27:28,700 --> 00:27:32,333 At 3:00 in the morning, it's dying down, it says here. 700 00:27:32,367 --> 00:27:34,700 Everyone ate everything, it's so good. 701 00:27:34,734 --> 00:27:37,000 How many courses have you got? 702 00:27:37,033 --> 00:27:39,000 Three, I don't think they can make it more than three tonight. 703 00:27:39,033 --> 00:27:40,567 Yeah, I don't think so either. 704 00:27:40,600 --> 00:27:42,667 I wonder what I'm gonna eat with this little spoon. 705 00:27:46,066 --> 00:27:48,033 -I'm still hungry. -I am, too. 706 00:27:48,066 --> 00:27:49,333 Oh, that's it, just besides the dessert, eh? 707 00:27:49,367 --> 00:27:50,667 Yeah. 708 00:27:50,700 --> 00:27:52,200 Natasha, you didn't tell the guests 709 00:27:52,233 --> 00:27:53,700 that they were having five courses, did you? 710 00:27:53,734 --> 00:27:55,734 No, I told her three. 711 00:27:55,767 --> 00:27:58,233 Erica seems to think that she was having five courses. 712 00:27:58,266 --> 00:27:59,266 No. 713 00:27:59,300 --> 00:28:01,000 Dinner tonight is five courses. 714 00:28:01,033 --> 00:28:02,333 Well, we're excited. 715 00:28:02,367 --> 00:28:06,767 Natasha has done this so many times. 716 00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:09,433 I've heard her tell the guests that they're getting one thing, 717 00:28:09,467 --> 00:28:10,767 and delivering another. 718 00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:12,734 She said she's got a candy machine, 719 00:28:12,767 --> 00:28:14,266 and that never materialized. 720 00:28:14,300 --> 00:28:15,400 I'm really sorry. 721 00:28:15,433 --> 00:28:17,200 And it ----ing is pissing me off, 722 00:28:17,233 --> 00:28:18,767 because I get the brunt of it. 723 00:28:20,367 --> 00:28:22,066 No, this is dessert, I think. 724 00:28:22,100 --> 00:28:25,166 It's a berry tiramisu with mascarpone cream. 725 00:28:25,200 --> 00:28:26,433 Enjoy. 726 00:28:26,467 --> 00:28:28,233 -It looks really good. -It's delicious. 727 00:28:28,266 --> 00:28:30,400 -I'm still hungry. -Me, too, girl. 728 00:28:30,433 --> 00:28:31,633 -I'm still hungry. -It was fantastic. 729 00:28:31,667 --> 00:28:33,767 Why is it done? I'm upset. 730 00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:35,734 Yeah, I'm hungry. We need more food. 731 00:28:35,767 --> 00:28:38,100 Do you think we should say something? 732 00:28:38,133 --> 00:28:40,033 -I'm still hungry. -I'm still hungry. 733 00:28:40,066 --> 00:28:41,200 Can I go tell her... 734 00:28:41,233 --> 00:28:42,467 Yeah, Jennifer, can you? 735 00:28:42,500 --> 00:28:44,033 Thank you. 736 00:28:44,066 --> 00:28:45,033 I appreciate it. 737 00:28:45,066 --> 00:28:46,233 Hi. 738 00:28:46,266 --> 00:28:47,734 -Natasha? -Coming. 739 00:28:50,734 --> 00:28:52,233 Oh, I can do something for you, it's no problem. 740 00:28:52,266 --> 00:28:53,266 I'm so sorry. 741 00:28:53,300 --> 00:28:54,266 No, it's no problem, yeah. 742 00:28:54,300 --> 00:28:55,367 Okay, thank you. 743 00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:57,333 [bleep], I spoke too soon. 744 00:28:59,467 --> 00:29:01,266 What happened? 745 00:29:01,300 --> 00:29:03,000 Yes. 746 00:29:07,700 --> 00:29:09,400 This whole skin here, have to cut off this. 747 00:29:09,433 --> 00:29:11,400 A bunch of us are still hungry. 748 00:29:11,433 --> 00:29:12,734 She's making you some more food. 749 00:29:12,767 --> 00:29:14,066 For reals. 750 00:29:14,100 --> 00:29:15,700 They're still hungry. 751 00:29:15,734 --> 00:29:17,166 It's coming now. 752 00:29:22,700 --> 00:29:25,066 I just seriously, like, I'm ready to eat. 753 00:29:25,100 --> 00:29:28,200 Jesus Christ. 754 00:29:28,233 --> 00:29:29,767 She's gonna do some steak. 755 00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:32,033 I'll eat anything. I will eat it. 756 00:29:32,066 --> 00:29:34,166 Cindi, Jess, and Erica are medium, okay? 757 00:29:34,200 --> 00:29:35,433 What course is this? 758 00:29:35,467 --> 00:29:37,033 I thought they already had dessert. 759 00:29:37,066 --> 00:29:39,300 But they come and say they're hungry. 760 00:29:39,333 --> 00:29:41,700 Seriously, they're asking for more after dessert? 761 00:29:41,734 --> 00:29:43,266 That's interesting. 762 00:29:43,300 --> 00:29:45,166 So, the first one is rare. 763 00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:47,433 Medium, medium-rare. 764 00:29:47,467 --> 00:29:50,233 -Thank you. -Oh, God, yes. 765 00:29:50,266 --> 00:29:51,767 Oh, my, my. 766 00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:54,033 I'll finish it, Mandy, I'm starving. 767 00:29:54,066 --> 00:29:55,500 This looks good. 768 00:29:55,533 --> 00:29:57,533 When I put the sauce, you can put some black pepper on. 769 00:29:57,567 --> 00:29:59,100 Boom. 770 00:29:59,133 --> 00:30:01,200 Okay, thank you, guys. 771 00:30:01,233 --> 00:30:02,433 Girl! 772 00:30:02,467 --> 00:30:04,133 I don't like working under stress. 773 00:30:04,166 --> 00:30:06,700 Did amazing. 774 00:30:06,734 --> 00:30:08,266 -So pretty. -Mm. 775 00:30:08,300 --> 00:30:10,233 -That's really good. -This is really good. 776 00:30:10,266 --> 00:30:11,433 Oh, my God. 777 00:30:11,467 --> 00:30:13,000 Everybody okay, now? 778 00:30:13,033 --> 00:30:14,200 Does anybody need anything again? 779 00:30:14,233 --> 00:30:15,500 I'm sorry about that. 780 00:30:15,533 --> 00:30:17,300 No, your food was just so good, we wanted more. 781 00:30:17,333 --> 00:30:18,433 Oh. Enjoy. 782 00:30:18,467 --> 00:30:20,000 -Thank you. -You're welcome. 783 00:30:24,033 --> 00:30:25,300 They're all happy. 784 00:30:25,333 --> 00:30:27,200 I wasn't kidding, my big ass was hungry. 785 00:30:28,467 --> 00:30:29,433 -Yeah. -Yeah. 786 00:30:29,467 --> 00:30:31,333 Ooh, I don't like this. 787 00:30:31,367 --> 00:30:32,734 Good night, team. 788 00:30:32,767 --> 00:30:34,200 -Good night, guys. -Good night, everyone. 789 00:30:34,233 --> 00:30:35,300 Okay, I'll be right back. 790 00:30:35,333 --> 00:30:36,567 Thank you, Daisy. 791 00:30:36,600 --> 00:30:38,300 I'll see you guys on the flip side. 792 00:30:41,100 --> 00:30:42,367 The is this sh--? 793 00:30:44,100 --> 00:30:47,000 There's things that have popped up down there 794 00:30:47,033 --> 00:30:48,734 that are concerning. 795 00:30:48,767 --> 00:30:52,467 I don't think I have an STD, but 796 00:30:52,500 --> 00:30:53,467 Ugh. 797 00:30:53,500 --> 00:30:55,066 I'm thinking to myself, 798 00:30:55,100 --> 00:30:57,100 oh, my God, I got ----ing chlamydia again. 799 00:30:59,100 --> 00:31:00,400 Yeah, you don't want to. 800 00:31:07,467 --> 00:31:08,000 I'm gonna go to bed. 801 00:31:09,133 --> 00:31:11,533 Okay. See you in the morning. 802 00:31:11,567 --> 00:31:13,333 Okay. Good night. 803 00:31:23,367 --> 00:31:25,400 Yeah. 804 00:31:25,433 --> 00:31:29,200 Finding out that Sydney and Gary had sex changes things for me, 805 00:31:29,233 --> 00:31:33,500 because now I can understand why Sydney has been so upset, 806 00:31:33,533 --> 00:31:35,300 and I feel really bad for her. 807 00:31:39,567 --> 00:31:41,567 Well, I don't know, I'm just gonna play it cool. 808 00:31:41,600 --> 00:31:44,266 I think you guys are cute. 809 00:31:44,300 --> 00:31:46,233 I know, so that's what I wanna say, 810 00:31:46,266 --> 00:31:48,400 but I'd rather speak to her like I'm speaking to you about it. 811 00:31:55,667 --> 00:31:57,266 Do you like my pants? 812 00:32:01,066 --> 00:32:02,567 I'm sorry, I don't have heaps for you to do. 813 00:32:02,600 --> 00:32:04,300 It's kinda been a long day. 814 00:32:04,333 --> 00:32:05,567 We did crash the boat today. 815 00:32:05,600 --> 00:32:07,300 Let's not talk about that. 816 00:32:21,400 --> 00:32:26,200 My junk is getting redder, and, you know, I'm worried. 817 00:32:26,233 --> 00:32:27,533 Good morning. 818 00:32:27,567 --> 00:32:29,533 I don't know what the is going on. 819 00:32:29,567 --> 00:32:31,333 Good night, see you in a bit. 820 00:32:31,367 --> 00:32:32,633 Thanks. 821 00:32:36,467 --> 00:32:38,500 -Morning. -Good morning. 822 00:32:40,233 --> 00:32:41,200 Morning. 823 00:32:41,233 --> 00:32:42,300 Good morning, how are you? 824 00:32:42,333 --> 00:32:44,233 -Good, how are you? -Good. 825 00:32:44,266 --> 00:32:46,233 Okay, this is ready, go. 826 00:32:50,734 --> 00:32:52,500 Would you like to order some hot breakfast? 827 00:32:52,533 --> 00:32:54,100 Could I have an egg white omelette? 828 00:32:54,133 --> 00:32:57,433 -Good morning. -Good morning. 829 00:32:57,467 --> 00:32:59,066 -Put that in? -Might as well. 830 00:32:59,100 --> 00:33:00,467 I just wanna go snorkeling. 831 00:33:00,500 --> 00:33:02,600 It's cold, though. 832 00:33:02,633 --> 00:33:03,600 I don't know if I wanna get in the water in this. 833 00:33:03,633 --> 00:33:05,667 Do we have, like, SCUBA suits? 834 00:33:05,700 --> 00:33:08,166 You're not SCUBA diving, you're snorkeling. 835 00:33:10,533 --> 00:33:13,200 [bleep], doesn't look like they wanna do anything. 836 00:33:13,233 --> 00:33:15,100 No, it's not very motivating, this weather. 837 00:33:15,133 --> 00:33:16,600 If you jump in the water, it'll be nice. 838 00:33:16,633 --> 00:33:19,266 At least they've all got flotation devices. 839 00:33:19,300 --> 00:33:20,667 I don't know if you guys do this or not... 840 00:33:20,700 --> 00:33:23,600 is there any way we could get massages? 841 00:33:23,633 --> 00:33:25,667 Let me see what I can do. 842 00:33:25,700 --> 00:33:27,467 Let me see if any of the girls are qualified, 843 00:33:27,500 --> 00:33:28,600 and I'll let you know. 844 00:33:28,633 --> 00:33:29,600 Okay, perfect, thank you. 845 00:33:29,633 --> 00:33:31,233 I appreciate everything. 846 00:33:31,266 --> 00:33:32,500 -You're welcome. -You're the best. 847 00:33:34,433 --> 00:33:35,400 Question. 848 00:33:35,433 --> 00:33:36,600 Oh, God. 849 00:33:36,633 --> 00:33:38,467 How much do you wanna earn a tip? 850 00:33:38,500 --> 00:33:40,233 What do you want me to do? 851 00:33:40,266 --> 00:33:41,367 Massages. 852 00:33:41,400 --> 00:33:44,133 Oh [bleep]'s sake. 853 00:33:46,400 --> 00:33:48,533 ...but I don't like doing massages. 854 00:33:48,567 --> 00:33:50,333 I'm not gonna make anyone do anything they don't wanna do. 855 00:33:50,367 --> 00:33:52,166 No, they have to do it, Daisy, it's all for the tip. 856 00:33:52,200 --> 00:33:53,233 Yeah, yeah. 857 00:33:53,266 --> 00:33:54,233 Sure. 858 00:33:54,266 --> 00:33:56,233 She'll do it. 859 00:33:56,266 --> 00:33:58,233 I would do it, but I don't have a ----ing clue what I'm doing. 860 00:33:58,266 --> 00:33:59,600 Okay, you guys, let's do an impression. 861 00:33:59,633 --> 00:34:01,600 Who am I... "Hey, guys." 862 00:34:01,633 --> 00:34:03,500 No, everybody knows who that was. 863 00:34:03,533 --> 00:34:04,600 Who is it? 864 00:34:04,633 --> 00:34:05,600 -You! -Me? 865 00:34:05,633 --> 00:34:08,233 No! That's not me! 866 00:34:08,266 --> 00:34:10,367 Yeah, you're just, like, "Hi, boys." 867 00:34:10,400 --> 00:34:11,433 I do not! 868 00:34:11,467 --> 00:34:12,633 "Does anybody wanna hang out?" 869 00:34:12,667 --> 00:34:14,367 "My name's Bianca." 870 00:34:14,400 --> 00:34:17,533 Well, I mean, what can I say? I don't know. 871 00:34:17,567 --> 00:34:19,400 The boys just love me! 872 00:34:19,433 --> 00:34:21,300 -I'm so cold. -Do you want a sweater, Bianca? 873 00:34:21,333 --> 00:34:24,400 No! 874 00:34:24,433 --> 00:34:26,533 So, Bianca, they said they're happy to give massages. 875 00:34:26,567 --> 00:34:28,333 I'm so happy, thanks, Daisy. 876 00:34:28,367 --> 00:34:30,233 Time to get into our bathing suits. 877 00:34:30,266 --> 00:34:31,266 Yeah, go get a suit on. 878 00:34:31,300 --> 00:34:33,200 -Hello. -Hi, how are you? 879 00:34:33,233 --> 00:34:34,300 Good. 880 00:34:34,333 --> 00:34:35,300 You think she's getting pissed? 881 00:34:35,333 --> 00:34:36,767 About what? 882 00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:37,700 She thinks everyone's picking on her, I can just tell. 883 00:34:40,433 --> 00:34:42,000 She's being catered to on hand and foot 884 00:34:42,033 --> 00:34:43,467 and demanding people massage her on the crew. 885 00:34:43,500 --> 00:34:45,400 That's just not how I do things. 886 00:34:45,433 --> 00:34:47,700 This has been the most stressful trip I think I've ever taken. 887 00:34:47,734 --> 00:34:51,200 It must be hard to spend all this time with the girls. 888 00:34:53,033 --> 00:34:54,433 If she doesn't wanna be the center of being picked on... 889 00:34:54,467 --> 00:34:55,700 Yeah. 890 00:34:55,734 --> 00:34:57,567 then she needs to dial back her, like... 891 00:34:57,600 --> 00:35:00,300 Perfect, thank you. 892 00:35:00,333 --> 00:35:02,433 Hey, who wants to go on that thing? 893 00:35:02,467 --> 00:35:04,200 The sun's back out. 894 00:35:04,233 --> 00:35:05,734 Sorry, I'm bored of you bitches. 895 00:35:05,767 --> 00:35:07,533 What is she getting on, a paddleboard? 896 00:35:07,567 --> 00:35:11,233 I don't know, but I wanna be a witness to this. 897 00:35:11,266 --> 00:35:12,567 I don't know how this works. 898 00:35:12,600 --> 00:35:15,567 Jean, will you come tell us, like, what to do? 899 00:35:15,600 --> 00:35:16,767 Yeah, yeah, for sure. 900 00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:18,533 I've done it once before, 901 00:35:18,567 --> 00:35:20,266 but, like, what if I, like, get trapped out there? 902 00:35:20,300 --> 00:35:22,000 And I don't wanna go by myself. 903 00:35:22,033 --> 00:35:23,433 Okay, fine. 904 00:35:23,467 --> 00:35:24,700 I just need five minutes to get changed. 905 00:35:24,734 --> 00:35:26,233 -Okay. -I'll be right back. 906 00:35:26,266 --> 00:35:27,433 Okay. 907 00:35:27,467 --> 00:35:29,400 Lunch is at 1:30. 908 00:35:29,433 --> 00:35:31,400 I will do a broccoli quinoa salad, 909 00:35:31,433 --> 00:35:33,734 fish, burrata, and sashimi. 910 00:35:33,767 --> 00:35:35,467 Yeah, I think that's more than enough. 911 00:35:35,500 --> 00:35:37,567 Natasha, I don't think she's a bad chef, 912 00:35:37,600 --> 00:35:40,600 but she's so insistent on doing her own thing 913 00:35:40,633 --> 00:35:42,734 and doesn't communicate with anyone, 914 00:35:42,767 --> 00:35:45,500 that the consistency just isn't there, and 915 00:35:45,533 --> 00:35:47,533 I don't know what I'm gonna be dealt with. 916 00:35:47,567 --> 00:35:51,400 It's got me on edge all the time. 917 00:35:51,433 --> 00:35:53,500 Okay, let's get with it. 918 00:35:55,233 --> 00:35:57,233 -I hope you liked it. -Thank you. 919 00:35:59,433 --> 00:36:00,600 How was your massage? 920 00:36:00,633 --> 00:36:02,333 -It was amazing. -Good. 921 00:36:02,367 --> 00:36:04,000 I'm not gonna lie, I needed it. 922 00:36:04,033 --> 00:36:05,600 -Ready? -Yeah, I'm ready to do it. 923 00:36:05,633 --> 00:36:07,600 All right, let's go. 924 00:36:07,633 --> 00:36:08,600 Bye, Erica! 925 00:36:08,633 --> 00:36:10,367 Look at her. 926 00:36:10,400 --> 00:36:12,767 She's, like, "Can you paddle a little faster?" 927 00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:15,266 Looks like you've got it. 928 00:36:15,300 --> 00:36:16,367 Good job, Jess. 929 00:36:16,400 --> 00:36:17,667 Looking good, girl! 930 00:36:17,700 --> 00:36:19,266 Oh, she is doing well. 931 00:36:19,300 --> 00:36:20,533 Hi! 932 00:36:23,467 --> 00:36:25,600 Oh, it's starting to rain again. 933 00:36:25,633 --> 00:36:27,500 Jess, turn around, it's gonna rain. 934 00:36:27,533 --> 00:36:28,500 -Yeah, come on! -Yeah. 935 00:36:28,533 --> 00:36:30,367 Hurry, come back! 936 00:36:30,400 --> 00:36:31,500 We're going in, we're going in. 937 00:36:31,533 --> 00:36:33,433 Oh, my God. 938 00:36:33,467 --> 00:36:35,033 Oh, sorry, sorry! 939 00:36:35,066 --> 00:36:36,700 Jess fell in! 940 00:36:36,734 --> 00:36:40,367 -Just, like, look at her. -Oh, my God. 941 00:36:40,400 --> 00:36:41,400 She fell off. 942 00:36:41,433 --> 00:36:43,667 -Ha! -Oh, my Lord. 943 00:36:43,700 --> 00:36:45,500 Oh, my God. 944 00:36:45,533 --> 00:36:47,633 Oh, my Lord. 945 00:36:47,667 --> 00:36:48,633 this. 946 00:36:48,667 --> 00:36:50,700 Oh, my God. 947 00:36:50,734 --> 00:36:52,734 -Yay! -Woo! 948 00:36:55,667 --> 00:36:58,333 -I did. -Hey, girl! 949 00:36:58,367 --> 00:36:59,767 It's like, I saw the rain coming and I panicked. 950 00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:01,400 Uncover, cover, uncover, cover... 951 00:37:01,433 --> 00:37:03,567 it's like the Caribbean. 952 00:37:03,600 --> 00:37:04,633 Oh, it's so wet weather. 953 00:37:06,300 --> 00:37:07,367 Look, the sun's coming out again. 954 00:37:07,400 --> 00:37:08,567 What do you know? 955 00:37:08,600 --> 00:37:10,100 This is, like, such bizarre weather. 956 00:37:12,333 --> 00:37:13,633 Oh sh--. 957 00:37:15,066 --> 00:37:16,667 I'm just gonna throw on some pants, 958 00:37:16,700 --> 00:37:18,367 because I'm, like, soaking wet. 959 00:37:23,500 --> 00:37:25,000 Oh, sorry, hey. 960 00:37:32,600 --> 00:37:34,100 You okay? 961 00:37:34,133 --> 00:37:36,066 Uh... 962 00:37:36,100 --> 00:37:38,000 Oh, gosh, do I wanna know? 963 00:37:38,033 --> 00:37:39,767 I don't know. 964 00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:41,567 I'm just not feeling well. 965 00:37:41,600 --> 00:37:43,700 Like, you know, down there. 966 00:37:43,734 --> 00:37:45,400 Oh, no. 967 00:37:45,433 --> 00:37:46,700 He means his penis. 968 00:37:46,734 --> 00:37:49,433 -I'm concerned. -Yeah. 969 00:37:49,467 --> 00:37:50,567 I mean, like, it's starting to hurt. 970 00:37:50,600 --> 00:37:52,066 Oh... 971 00:37:52,100 --> 00:37:53,467 Gonna make sure that everything's okay. 972 00:37:53,500 --> 00:37:55,600 Oh, God, great. 973 00:37:55,633 --> 00:37:57,033 Yeah. 974 00:37:57,066 --> 00:37:59,400 What do have that you ----ing gave me now, 975 00:37:59,433 --> 00:38:00,600 you ----ing asshole? 976 00:38:00,633 --> 00:38:02,767 -Awesome. -Yeah. 977 00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:04,667 Oh 978 00:38:12,700 --> 00:38:13,734 I don't know what the was I thinking. 979 00:38:16,700 --> 00:38:18,367 Lunch is at 1:30. 980 00:38:18,400 --> 00:38:19,467 Perfect, I'm hungry. 981 00:38:19,500 --> 00:38:20,734 I'm always hungry. 982 00:38:20,767 --> 00:38:22,467 -JL, you go rest, bru. -Yeah, yeah. 983 00:38:22,500 --> 00:38:24,033 Go lie down. 984 00:38:24,066 --> 00:38:25,467 Dani, are you okay? 985 00:38:26,633 --> 00:38:28,033 What's wrong? 986 00:38:38,066 --> 00:38:39,467 Anyway, they're sitting down for lunch, 987 00:38:39,500 --> 00:38:42,100 -so we need to go. -I don't want to. 988 00:38:53,133 --> 00:38:55,166 Oh, yeah, where's your dinosaur? 989 00:38:55,200 --> 00:38:57,433 Are you ladies ready to sit down for lunch? 990 00:39:01,233 --> 00:39:04,200 Alli, you can go on your break, and take two hours. 991 00:39:06,633 --> 00:39:08,400 Do you want me to take these? 992 00:39:08,433 --> 00:39:10,734 Yeah, you can start taking it now. 993 00:39:10,767 --> 00:39:12,066 This is such a nice setup. 994 00:39:12,100 --> 00:39:13,600 Beautiful. 995 00:39:24,767 --> 00:39:27,100 So, here we have ahi tuna sashimi. 996 00:39:27,133 --> 00:39:28,500 -Oh, my gosh. -Wow. 997 00:39:28,533 --> 00:39:29,667 And here we have broccoli salad. 998 00:39:29,700 --> 00:39:31,567 Oh, my God, that looks so fresh. 999 00:39:31,600 --> 00:39:33,467 Mm, oh, my God. 1000 00:39:33,500 --> 00:39:36,133 That sashimi's so good. 1001 00:39:36,166 --> 00:39:38,633 Breathe, girl, breathe. 1002 00:39:38,667 --> 00:39:41,033 I'm thinking I'm having fun and enjoying myself, 1003 00:39:41,066 --> 00:39:43,467 and then there you go, serious sh--. 1004 00:39:43,500 --> 00:39:47,100 Like, not only ----ing feelings, but also ----ing diseases. 1005 00:39:47,133 --> 00:39:50,533 I'm ----ing done with this sh--, you know? 1006 00:39:50,567 --> 00:39:52,166 Stress doesn't help, 1007 00:39:52,200 --> 00:39:55,633 and then you realize you're stressing for no reason. 1008 00:39:55,667 --> 00:39:58,500 ----ing hell, you don't know even know what he have. 1009 00:39:58,533 --> 00:40:00,133 It could be he have, like... 1010 00:40:00,166 --> 00:40:01,633 I don't know, hemorrhoids. 1011 00:40:01,667 --> 00:40:03,533 It could be something so total different 1012 00:40:03,567 --> 00:40:05,066 than what you're thinking. 1013 00:40:05,100 --> 00:40:07,200 Come on, Dani, you're better than that. 1014 00:40:07,233 --> 00:40:09,500 This is, like, the best lunch ever. 1015 00:40:09,533 --> 00:40:12,266 Now, here we have burrata and rocket salad. 1016 00:40:18,333 --> 00:40:19,467 Oh, sorry. 1017 00:40:19,500 --> 00:40:20,533 Here. 1018 00:40:21,734 --> 00:40:22,734 Are you good? 1019 00:40:22,767 --> 00:40:23,734 You're acting really cray, girl. 1020 00:40:23,767 --> 00:40:25,166 How am I acting cray? 1021 00:40:26,667 --> 00:40:28,734 No, you just were, like, "Calm down, girls." 1022 00:40:28,767 --> 00:40:30,266 That's why I'm asking if you're okay. 1023 00:40:30,300 --> 00:40:31,600 Okay. 1024 00:40:35,100 --> 00:40:36,734 -Uh-huh. -And it's really uncomfortable. 1025 00:40:40,767 --> 00:40:43,233 No, it's, like, mostly the four of you guys. 1026 00:40:43,266 --> 00:40:45,567 I feel awkward, like, when I walk into the room, 1027 00:40:45,600 --> 00:40:47,000 like I'm interrupting something. 1028 00:40:47,033 --> 00:40:48,200 -Here's some warm bread. -Thanks, girl. 1029 00:40:48,233 --> 00:40:49,767 It's gluten-free. 1030 00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:52,300 I don't think any person here wants to hurt anybody. 1031 00:40:52,333 --> 00:40:53,633 I'm not so sure. 1032 00:40:53,667 --> 00:40:55,767 You guys have all been bullying me. 1033 00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:57,233 It's ----ing bullsh--. 1034 00:40:57,266 --> 00:40:59,633 Everybody has had my name in their mouth. 1035 00:40:59,667 --> 00:41:02,100 Oh, my God, where the is Dani? 1036 00:41:10,700 --> 00:41:15,066 I honestly feel like everyone has been completely nasty to me. 1037 00:41:15,100 --> 00:41:16,600 Well, please leave me out of that conversation. 1038 00:41:16,633 --> 00:41:18,233 Yeah, no, I don't think that at all. 1039 00:41:18,266 --> 00:41:19,633 I actually do. 1040 00:41:19,667 --> 00:41:21,200 I've been slut-shamed. 1041 00:41:21,233 --> 00:41:24,100 Dani, Dani, Daisy, can you help us with service? 1042 00:41:32,533 --> 00:41:34,066 Do you know what it feels like to be, like... 1043 00:41:34,100 --> 00:41:36,333 But I feel like you're directly saying to me... 1044 00:41:36,367 --> 00:41:38,200 Every single one of you. 1045 00:41:38,233 --> 00:41:40,000 You guys are really just making me 1046 00:41:40,033 --> 00:41:41,166 feel uncomfortable on this trip. 1047 00:41:44,033 --> 00:41:45,600 This was such a bad idea, to go with, like, 1048 00:41:45,633 --> 00:41:47,233 eight girls on vacation, 1049 00:41:47,266 --> 00:41:50,233 because I feel like I don't have a single ally here. 1050 00:41:50,266 --> 00:41:51,266 Well, I want you to feel like you have me now. 1051 00:41:51,300 --> 00:41:53,133 That's how I feel. 1052 00:41:53,166 --> 00:41:56,600 Daisy, I know you know how many people is the next charter... 1053 00:42:03,734 --> 00:42:05,367 What the like... 1054 00:42:11,300 --> 00:42:13,133 I don't wanna talk to him. I don't wanna talk to anybody. 1055 00:42:13,166 --> 00:42:14,667 I don't wanna be here, I wanna go home. 1056 00:42:14,700 --> 00:42:17,066 I'm just thinking, you don't need this. 1057 00:42:17,100 --> 00:42:18,567 You're way better than this. 1058 00:42:19,667 --> 00:42:21,000 I just don't wanna be here. 1059 00:42:25,066 --> 00:42:26,567 Next, on "Below Deck Sailing Yacht"... 1060 00:42:26,600 --> 00:42:27,633 Are we gonna have a little cuddle tonight? 1061 00:42:27,667 --> 00:42:29,266 No. 1062 00:42:29,300 --> 00:42:30,567 Something doesn't feel right between Alli and I. 1063 00:42:30,600 --> 00:42:31,734 I really like you, 1064 00:42:40,433 --> 00:42:42,200 ----ing really? 1065 00:42:45,133 --> 00:42:46,300 Colin can be the pirate. 1066 00:42:46,333 --> 00:42:47,767 JL, JL! 1067 00:42:49,667 --> 00:42:51,266 It's only worth it if somebody licks it off. 1068 00:42:51,300 --> 00:42:53,367 -Yes! -Woo! 1069 00:42:53,400 --> 00:42:55,166 You did this. 1070 00:42:55,200 --> 00:42:56,633 Every time I walk in... 1071 00:42:56,667 --> 00:42:57,633 You cause all these problems... 1072 00:42:57,667 --> 00:42:59,033 Every time I walk in the room... 1073 00:42:59,066 --> 00:43:00,300 ...and you sit there like a victim. 1074 00:43:00,333 --> 00:43:01,367 You said that people are being mean to you 1075 00:43:01,400 --> 00:43:02,734 because you're pretty. 1076 00:43:02,767 --> 00:43:04,667 -You said that. -Yeah, I did say that. 1077 00:43:04,700 --> 00:43:06,367 Where did you buy your mirror, because I'd like to get one. 1078 00:43:06,400 --> 00:43:07,734 Okay. 1079 00:43:07,767 --> 00:43:09,166 Because I'm ----ing ugly, I guess.